Cafeteria to Expand Fresh, Never Frozen Food Options

LEXINGTON, KY – In a statement Monday morning, Amanda Langlitz, the general manager for Sodexo, announced that the Cafeteria will begin offering more Fresh, Never Frozen options in the coming weeks.

“We’ve been shocked by the reaction we’ve had to the new burgers.” Langlitz said in an exclusive statement to The Shambler, “Who knew people liked eating real food this much? We’ve been looking at other ways to bring more natural food to student’s plates. I’m excited to roll out an entire new menu based around this whole Fresh, Never Frozen brand.”

Langlitz went on to say that students can expect Fresh, Never Frozen Breakfast Cereals and Salads as early as next Monday.

“But that’s not all,” she went on to say, “By the end of the month, we hope to be able to offer Fresh, Never Frozen Ice Cream!”

-Horace Holley


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