Dr. Dugi Seen Exiting Slytherin Common Room

LEXINGTON, KY – Shambler Correspondents at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry have informed the board of editors that Don Dugi, professor of political science, was seen leaving the Slytherin Common Rooms in the Hogwarts Dungeon. According to our sources, Dugi exited the common room in the company of Severus Snape, speaking in a hushed whisper.

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“Honestly, he fits the bill of a Hogwarts regular,” said Rita Skeeter, chief magical correspondent for the Shambler, “First of all, he has the alliteration of the name. Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Don Dugi. It just works. Second, he has the typical brooding nature that all the best have. If I didn’t know any better, I would say there’s some foul play going on here.”

Dr. Dugi commented on his recent appearance, saying “there was a time when Transylvania had a strong connection with institutes of supernatural education. Believe it or not, Interlibrary Loan used to extend as far as the forbidden section of Hogwart’s library. I was simply there trying to rekindle that connection with my good friend Severus.”

Dugi has since been named the top suspect for the recent appearance of the Dark Mark above Haupt Humanities, as well as the last week’s eruption of a Basilisk from the bathroom of 3rd Davis.

-Horace Holley

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