As we hurriedly fired up our computers and connected to Transylvania’s problematic wireless fidelity signal, we at the Shambler were miraculously able to send out this article before we lost connection to the internet. If you’re reading this, then congrats! But hurry because your connection probably won’t exist 25 seconds from now. Or more likely, RIP your data bill, we send our best.
In any case, here are ten of the countless things more likely to happen than TUWIFI to load a page:
4) A typo in a Rambler headline:
8) The chances of getting princess parking in Back Circle:
9) That a humanities major has ever been in BSC:
10) Literally anything. Like we’re shocked that this article even loaded for you.
– Burris Jenkins